Surely, such hyperbolic lunacy is the devise of a desperate headline writer, right? URB knows a few people—forever to remain unnamed—who own less than six hip-hop albums and each one of these suckas likes Wu-Tang. And we bet that if you mull over the same nefarious figures of your lives, that Supreme Clientele, Liquid Swords, 36 Chambers, or the perennial rocker underdog favorite: Bobby Digital are treasured portions of their album collections. Ghostface tells SPIN otherwise…
According to an interview with SPIN, Ghostface says that he wanted to do a song with The Killers—more mash-up then Crash Collision—but that the band denied and focused their attention towards a collaboration with the Boss. If you can't imitate Bruce Springsteen, you might as well join him. Whether Brandon Flowers is to blame or if any …
Maybe this shouldn't be funny, but there are just too many elements of humor floating in this ridiculous story. A little girl in Illinois gets a Zune and it's full of porn—we're definitely blaming Wal-Mart and not our lovely sponsors Microsoft for this—gay porn, actually. A “one hour, 44 minute homosexual orgy,” actually. None of this is cool, but what makes it even uncooler is Wal-Mart's response: an investigation, a refund and a $25 GIFT CARD. It's essentially saying: “Dear Sir and Madam, We understand that we May have scared and scarred your precious little girl for life and with great condenscension, here's just enough money for this shitty t-shirt. Hope your daughter will one day grow up to trust again. Richer than you Sincerely, Satan Wal-Mart.”
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