In the first installment of “This Week’s Indirect Empirical Proof of the Existence of Reptoids” we start with an example of corporate conditioning. But Maybe, we should back it up just a bit and preface the image that because of habituation probably isn’t blowing the blood vessels in your brain right now. Shapeshifting Reptoids not only run the world as presented through the media, but more grandly, they are key figures in Nas’s Illimatic the Illuminati. According to some conspiracy theorists scholars of the Reptilian Sect, evidence proving the existence of this world’s controlling powers’ true existence leaks into the mass media to condition the populace for their eventual unveiling. It’s all over, we just don’t notice it.

This guy in the Levi’s ad obviously has scales. Obviously, he's in the process …