Maybe those rampant reports that this year's Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will feature more adult material actually means we'll finally see the wizard put that magic wand down on the creepily-hot Hermione. Okay, Maybe that was just weird. UK's Daily Mail says Daniel Ratcliffe will be appearing on the stage in Kenneth Branaugh's adaptation of Equus, the decades-old Peter Schaffer play about a boy who experiences sexual awakening thanks to his…horse. Now, this is the thea-tuh, so of course we don't mean hot boy-on-pony action. It's a metaphor. Or something.
This just in from The BP:
“DENVER—After much lobbying to David Stern and Jack Frost, the Denver Nuggets have succeeded in getting tonight's game against the streaking Phoenix Suns postponed. Worried about facing the NBA's best team—and winners of 15 straight—without the suspended Sucka Punch Carmelo Anthony and newly acquired guard Allen Iverson, the Nuggets petitioned the league for “three to five inches of snow, or enough to deter Phoenix's travel plans.”
“After a lot of deliberation and worrying, Mr. Stern and Mr. Frost pulled through for us and understood our plight,” said Nuggets coach George Karl, in between issuing wrestling match challenges to Isiah Thomas. “It sets a good precedent for our petition to use two balls simultaneously, for when Carmelo comes back and AI gets acclimated. The way I see it, we don't have a choice …


























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