Warren Beatty accepting Hollywood Foreign Press Lifetime Achievement Award: “I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to be a Democrat. He listened!” Actually, the big man is thinking slightly left of Dem. This week the Governator dropped a bomb on a fence-straddling Senate by insisting he will give Californians universal health care…no matter what.

The former Kindergarten Cop thinks government and the private Big Health sector who for decades have made billions a year on the suffering of us all pay for his big dreaming via TAX! Yes, a Republican said TAX and meant it. Hospitals will give 4% of their profits, doctors 2%, and so on from there. 15% of Americans under 65 are currently uninsured, and 1 in 5 of those people are children. So either Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger has suddenly become The Great American Messiah Not …