“Oh, I love you Jesus, but only as a friend”

Pro-life organization Life Decisions International is fightin' mad at Conan O'Brien for his show's new character, The Homophobic Country-Western Singer.

The “organization” which is designed to protest corporations that they have decided support Planned Parenthood's devotion to reproductive health and maternal and child health services – including Disney, Circuit City, Johnson & Johnson, and Wachovia – calls the sketch “disgusting” and “an affront to the Son of God.” No Youtube's popping up yet, but in tribute to LDI President Douglas R. Scott, Jr, URB has done you the favor of reprinting the character's song lyrics below. Also, in the interest of fairness in media attention (and certainly not in the interest of thumbing our noses at all), here are some links to …