Today's horoscope from a favorite astrologer (Rob Brezsny , pictured in the photo “reverse pandhandling”). If you can understand his fortune-telling then you have broken through the matrix. Here's the only one that matters this week, for the most specialist sign:

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): Happy Holy Daze, Taurus! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What item might inspire you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2007? I've decided on Winning With Integrity: Getting What You're Worth Without Selling Your Soul, a book by sports agent Leigh Steinberg. It'll help you be both smart and heartful as you navigate your way through the negotiations you'll be called on to do in the coming months. Here's a taste of Steinberg's advice. (1) Align yourself with people who share your values. …