WARNING: 1 milli-second nipple alert, followed by close-ups of a brown substance smeared over a lovely woman, as her also-lovely friend strokes substance off, then eats it. It is actually a melted chocolate bar that the carefree concertgoer, utilizing a traveler’s sense of efficiency, wedged twixt her waistband and self, only to, some minutes later, experience the sensation of a warm and viscous substance smeared on her abdomen and general bikini-bottom region, her discovery of which emerged to my morning-after-a-trippy-night mindstate as quite a horror, at least as I initially viewed it, from appx. 10 feet away; the subsequent inspection revealing to my mellow-again, morning-after mindstate, something akin to Maxfield Parrish’s “Daybreak”, peopled by these two friends.
Everybody knows that Coachella offers one of the finest collections of beauties that you’ll find anywhere in the world. And it seems like this year, every web editor covering the concert had the same idea, “Let’s do a gallery of hot chicks at Coachella.” And while we appreciate any and all photos of sexy females, we couldn’t help but notice that nearly every girl who made the grade was of the caucasian persuasion—usually blond to boot.
On the final day of Coachella, the evening lineup was almost too much to say in one breath. Each performance on leading to Gorillaz built upon the layers of palpable energy until the 75,000 some-odd people erupted into a united dance and seal Coachella 2010 into the echelons of history. The night began with Jonsi, Spoon, Phoenix, Thom Yorke, and ended with Gorillaz. Read on for more. …MORE
The magic of Coachella hung in the air as the bustling cityscape of Los Angeles morphed into the baroness of the desert. As an East Coast transplant, this was my first time at the festival and thus far, it has not let me down. I caught a handful of acts that I was keen on seeing, and each one demonstrated a fundamental component of the festival circuit.
Read on for recaps of Passion Pit, Grizzly Bear, La Roux, LCD Soundsystem and Jay-Z. …MORE