Okay so not really.  Have you noticed the swathe of infomercials that have been coming out that make you question if the product is even real.  If not I suggest you visit the Hand Job website. One trip there will definitely show you the funniest yet lowest common denominator of retail advertising.  Unfortunately it is real Virginia.

But now, for a limited time only I’m sure, you too can lessen your kitchen duties all in the name of practicing to be the next Gaslamp Killer or Z-Trip.  Enter the Australian brainchild known as the Dish Jockey.  It’s no Snuggie, it’s surely not a Necky or even a Hand Job… it probably won’t even clean your dishes but if you’re lucky it will provide a good laugh.  Should it not then refer back to the Hand Job.

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