From Street Boners and TV Carnage:
Amanda Blank is a rapstress from Philadelphia with whom you may already be familiar. She raps with the mouth of a pirate hooker and she’s a class act in person. Amanda is hot, but not so hot that you’d be afraid to kick it to her at last call. Hearing her rap about all of the ways she’s going to let you hit it is empowering; it gives you confidence knowing that some girls are really WAY MORE into the weird shit than some men. So with this in mind, I took her to San Francisco’s Good Vibrations, a dildo shop.

Advanced Clit Pump

STREET CARNAGE: Do you like this one?

AMANDA BLANK: Oh yeah, I do. [Tries it on her nose.] That’s aweseome! That feels crazy. Oh my god. It’s kind of like a blowjob, you know, for ladies. And it vibrates! Oh my god, I really need to buy something for my boo. I’ve seen ones that are huge, I’m sure they have them here….

Randy Purple Silicone Dildo

This one’s big. I would not want to have sex with this.

Why not?

It’s just entirely too big. No girls needs this much. What, am I giving birth? I think this would make me cry. This is bigger than 2 inches in diameter! That’s too much. And it just doesn’t look good. It’s not pretty enough. Oh look, anal beads and shit. 

Doggy Style Strap

Huh?

I don’t understand this. Oh, it’s a strap!

I feel like that would be a lot of work for the dude because you’re, like, holding up the girl while you’re doing it.

It’s not a problem for that dude because he’s totally ripped.

Well the guys I date aren’t that ripped. No, I like fat boys.

Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula Lube

I’m a girl. I like lube, I’m not going to lie. I like this Sassy one! Apparently Please is best for anal.

How appropriate: “Please?”

Mia Rechargeable Vibrator

Oh my god. I want this one. It’s really discreet, and it’s USB powered. This is so rad! How do you stop it?

Feeldoe Silicone Dildo

This is the one! Just because I like the way it looks. It looks like a Camaro, it’s so hot! This is the one Peg Bundy would use.

[Street Boners and TV Carnage]

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