“The reality is that he’s a singing, cooperating witness who is trying to get as light a sentence as he can,” NBA Commish David Stern told ABC. “Feds takin’ pictures and Mr. Donaghy got got. Can’t no loose slips get on my yacht. I leave player haters at the dock, watch.”

Stern wasn’t too psyched on the Stop Snitchin movement in late 2004, but Carmelo Anthony helped turn a bad t-shirt into a 60 Minute interview with Cam’ron (and into way more bad t-shirts). But now that a snitch is raining on his Celtics-Lakers cash cow parade? Well, if we can tell anything from the above quote, he’s only stealing half his lines from Lil Wayne’s ouevur.

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