CNNSI.com has its swimsuit issue coverage
erected up and running, and in addition to the usual body-painted shawties and arms laying across naked breastesseses, this year is all about the musicians. Among URB favorites like Kenny Chesney and Panic! At the Disco, are some guys named Kanye West and Gnarls Barkley posing with pretty girls. Definitely check the video, and ask yourself, could DangerMouse be any more awkward? Also, why does Beyonce look 1,000 times better in those high heels and flowing Tina Turner dress than a next-to-nothing two-piece? And then, is it ironic if your wild pack of date-rapers are wearing more make-up? Is Kenny Chesney allergic to sleeves? Why did I just spend an hour looking at tall girls online when my only purpose for perusing CNNSI.com was to see what time the Suns' game was tonight?